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Howdy,

Are you a grumpy combat veteran? Or, perhaps, G*d bless you, are you married to a GCV?

A Spouse of a Grumpy Combat Veteran Pondering the Wisdom of Past Decisions

Great news! We’d love to help you get that special someone in your life to write for the team at

Grumpy Combat Veteran

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Please email us at gcv@gmail.com and use the subject line: MIL PITCH: Why Does GCV Torment Himself by Rooting for A&M? After that, kindly provide a few sentences about the topic you wish to write about.

And here’s the catch: I guarantee we will publish it.

Please, don’t feel pressured to write as if you’re aiming for publication in a pristine academic journal-boring! I used to write for places like that, and let me tell you—it's a snoozefest.

(G*d bless you if that’s your jam. I just got tired of all the stupid footnotes and arguing over the most insiginifcant shit in the universe)

Oh, yes, where was I?

Anyway, if you’re an active-duty service member, veteran, or military family member and want to write anything for us, we will publish it.

You will also get a founding membership.

BOOM.

But that’s not all, folks!

A Grumpy Combat Veteran Embracing Capitalism

Should you get us paid subscriptions, you’ll get up to 50% of what we get.

I want to hear authentic stories from GWOT nation. Please limit the doctrine and all that jazz. So if you’re interested, drop us a line?