On the 2nd Amendment

Made for Times Like These

Howdy,

Let’s get into something I’m sure will piss off some of you - guns. As a Texan — I’m currently standing on a table while writing the first clause of this sentence—I was raised with a small arsenal. This isn’t hyperbole; a picture of my father’s gun collection is below.

Oh yeah, baby. We were ready for them, Russians! You never know when a Rooskie i…